Family Quote by Jasper Fforde

“Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean)”

— Rainbow Rowell

I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It's a great snack to have at home, especially when I'm having house guests.

— Gabriela Isler

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

— Mitch Hedberg

I've seen a grown man eat a whole cucumber. I have seen everything in this world now.

— Nikhil Saluja

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

— Jarod Kintz

Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts.

— Mark Lawrenson

“Whatever we really need never needs an advertisement. This is why you don’t see advertisements for apples, oranges, cucumbers, or carrots. But the dairy…

— Nandita Shah

Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay,…

— Marcus Aurelius

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

— Irena Chalmers

Many individual growers now are growing organic fruit, and many are taking it upon themselves to market their own products to the public, as…

— Greg Walden

“You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment.”

— Charles Dickens

I think it's an injustice that most consumers going to the supermarket have so few options for fruit and vegetables to feed their families.…

— Bryant Terry