Family Quote by Jason Krumbine

“Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.”

— Anonymous

“The increasing seriousness of things, then that's the great opportunity of jokes.”

— Henry James

“What about the contacts your mum had?” his dad asked. “I rang and spoke to four very polite computers who gave me all these…

— Melina Marchetta

“If you want to be extremely important in people's lives, give them extremely good services they can't find anywhere else”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“I would have dismissed [the email] as spam, except for the first word: urgent. People stopped flinging that word around like confetti after the…

— Mira Grant

“Humor and Health, The staples of wealth.”

— Anonymous

“They’re currently sulking, by the way, and comforting themselves by sending abusive e-mails to Bill Gates.”

— Simon R. Green

“Why are you not serious my friend? Why aren't you? Being serious is not something negative. Being serious means being responsible for what happens…

— Abhijit Naskar

“All fools suffer the burden of dissatisfaction with themselves.”

— Seneca the Elder

“Generous people take care of their own needs first. In fact, doing so is a moral necessity. The world needs you at your best.”

— Scott Adams

“Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“National Sarcasm Society: Like We Need Your Support.”

— Michael Lewis