“Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.” — Jason Krumbine Copy Share Image
“Denial is an essential part of my existence. Without it, I am nothing.” — Jason Krumbine Copy Share Image
“Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.” — Jason Krumbine Copy Share Image
“Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam.” — Jason Krumbine Copy Share Image
“Christian allegories are a dime a dozen. You can find them in any story, if you look hard enough. Even Harry Potter.” — Jason Krumbine Copy Share Image
“Oh, wait a minute, I was supposed to be cutting back on the self-delusion, wasn't I? Whoops.” — Jason Krumbine Copy Share Image
