Quote by Jason Kennedy Download Open image “Just hit the express checkout line with 17 items instead of 15, I'm not messing around this year!” — Jason Kennedy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I was offered only item numbers and did not want to accept as I had it ticked off my bucket list. — Mandira Bedi Copy Share Image
I like it when you buy something and pay with a credit card, they put your credit card on the receipt, but only the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each... Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend. — Matthew Modine Copy Share Image
Walmart usually uses 4 checkouts, unless it's really busy then they use 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
15 I was pushing carts at K-Mart. By 21 they said Id be inside a graveyard. — Cyhi Da Prynce Copy Share Image
Has anyone actually asked the customer if they want to have something available directly after the show? You hear that three bags are going… — Marco Bizzarri Copy Share Image
I made a big mistake in '17. I'm paying the price. I'm still going to pay the price, but at the same time I've… — Alex Cora Copy Share Image
A fun thing to do in the checkout line is to take one thing from the cart in front of you and see if… — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Copy Share Image
“7. Write down each thing you want to buy and don't look at it again until 30 days later. Or enforce a one day… — Ron Tomby Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The costs savings was a big win, but now we also have a schedule of events and are clearly aware of when our contracts… — Jason Kennedy Copy Share Image
My vacation just started, I would describe my mood as euphoric. I may even run and skip at the airport, may not have time… — Jason Kennedy Copy Share Image
I always get the really aggressive person scooping my guac and sour cream at Chipotle. — Jason Kennedy Copy Share Image
Has a mime ever choked to death because nobody believed they were choking? — Jason Kennedy Copy Share Image
Have you ever been so tired you don't feel like brushing your teeth? May happen tonight. — Jason Kennedy Copy Share Image
My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night? — Jason Kennedy Copy Share Image