Quote by Jason Fried

“A meeting is that measure whereby a large number of people gather and some say things that they don't think and others think things…

— Vladimir Voinovich

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

— Scott Adams

“A meeting consists of a group of people who have little to say - until after the meeting.”

— P.K. Shaw

“There seems to be a culture in many organisations of simply holding meetings as a substitute for actually getting on with the job.”

— Ian Cooper

“All political meetings are very much alike. Somebody gets up and introduces the speaker of the evening, and then the speaker of the evening…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Let me assure you that from now on, every staff meeting we have will be loaded with conflict. And they won’t be boring. And…

— Patrick Lencioni

“Meetings at work present great opportunities to showcase your talent. Do not let them go to waste.”

— Abhishek Ratna

“When a meeting goes way too long always remember that some people need to talk, but some people need to go home.”

— Jim Jennings

“It seems like fairly minor stuff, but when the leader goes out of their way to make someone feel listened to, or starts a…

— Charles Duhigg

“At meetings you have to explain what you've accomplished, so naturally you fluff up your work a bit, like pillows on a couch.”

— Douglas Coupland

Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.

— Dave Barry

“I particularly value conversations which are meetings on the borderline of what I understand and what I don't, with people who are different from…

— Theodore Zeldin