Funny Quote by Jason Alexander Download Open image “As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.” — Jason Alexander ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny George Costanza Inspirational Love Success
If there were no rules about when to applaud, we in the audience would have the right response almost always. — Emanuel Ax Copy Share Image
What does it mean when people applaud? Should I give 'em money? Say thank you? Lift my dress? The lack of applause - that… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
When you are able to applaud yourself, it is much easier to applaud others. — Denis Waitley Copy Share Image
We seem to have set up some very arcane rules as to when it is actually OK to applaud. — Emanuel Ax Copy Share Image
“No matter how many times audience has already applauded, the sound of their applause will get louder with the better quality of your magic… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
The necessity for 'professionals' in the entertainment industry is being constantly challenged. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Theater is very much the world I'd like to get back to, particularly in New York, both as an actor and director. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
It's a question of finding the right thing, if I'm going to be an actor... if I have to get up eight times a… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I've gotten a lot of compliments on the 'Criminal Minds' guy. I guess it's because the look of that character is so different from… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
