"The only problem with politicians taking two week……" — Jarod Kintz
"The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is its about 50 weeks too short."
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53 Quotes by Jarod Kintz
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I hate when women give me that look. That overlook.
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Im reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the worlds first steam-powered fog machine. Hes also the guy who, after the…
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I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was…
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything,…
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I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for…
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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
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Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
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If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to…
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was…
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More Every Year Quotes
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The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by…
— Joe Baca
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Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day.
— Joe Baca
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I think every year brings unknowns that you have to deal with and handle, confront and embrace.
— Bjork
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The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy…
— Lewis Black
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Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
— Elayne Boosler
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As a part of the NFL, things change every year.
— Tom Brady
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Every year, millions of people from Iran and Iraq travel to each other's countries, and we also have marriages between…
— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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Every year I teach dozens of students at the University of Birmingham. Most of the students on the gender and…
— Louise Brown
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I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year…
— Sandra Bullock
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We can make mayors and officers every year, but not scholars.
— Robert Burton
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As a new artist, you come out, and there are so many other new artists. It seems like there's a…
— Jason Aldean
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Every year of my life I grow more convinced that it is wisest and best to fix our attention on…
— Richard Cecil
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