Birthday Quote by James Holzhauer

“It's like they think we're still five years old, coloring in kindergarten, and all the kids get cupcakes whether its their birthday or not.…

— Coert Voorhees

“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even been born yet.”

— Jarod Kintz

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

— Earl Wilson

“I don't know how these couples do it, spend hours each night tucking their kids in, reading them books about misguided kittens or seals…

— David Sedaris

“My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can read this, Happy Birthday!”

— Jarod Kintz

“What they don't understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you're eleven, you're also ten, and nine, and eight,…

— Sandra Cisneros (Author

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if you forget their birthday.

— Jason Fundora

There's a moment in time where kids really don't want to hear anything from their parents.

— Kevin Costner

“We pretend that we know our children, because it's easier than admitting the truth--from the minute that cord is cut, they are strangers. It's…

— Jodi Picoult

When I was 12, I realized I was very uncomfortable having my parents on set. So I told them that, and they understood.

— Ellen Page

I don't want my daughters reading about the day I was furious with one of them and said something horrible, that I didn't mean,…

— Sheila Hancock

“Laura handed Jenny a list the second day that she called “An Adult’s Survival Guide in a Kid’s World.” Lesson one: Peanut butter and…

— Mary Campisi