Children Quote by James Dyson

When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would…

— Steve Burns

Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks.

— Dennis Ritchie

Sometimes I think that a vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with

— Tennessee Williams

Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house.

— Anonymous

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

— Tennessee Williams

“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.”

— Karina Halle

I find vacuuming very therapeutic. I like the lines it makes on the carpet.

— Christine Taylor

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

— Denis Leary

I love to vacuum. There's just something so satisfying about hearing detritus sucked up into a vacuum. Sand makes such a great sound when…

— Rachel Nichols

Screaming. Did I mention the screaming? Screaming is usually associated with horror films and roller coasters. This is why I usually look like I've…

— Jim Gaffigan

You and my old vacuum cleaner have a lot in common. You both suck and are completely useless to me.

— Lily Armas

My dog does have his failings, of course. He's afraid of firecrackers and hides in the clothes closet whenever we run the vacuum cleaner,…

— Gary A. Kowalski