Quote by James Cox

“Then I tactfully blurted, “What’s in it?” Shit. Mayhem pulled the cigar from between his lips. “Plastic dicks for your ass.” I didn’t know…

— James Cox

“What is wrong with you?” He glared at me. “I’m somewhat sure I’m suddenly gay,” I shrugged, “My father and mother are hypocritical abandoning…

— Dani Alexander

“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Yeah, it was Mayhem calling me. He grinned up. “Your time’s up. Come down and suck my dick.” I”

— James Cox

“I opened my mouth to do some calm explaining. "I'm gay." is what came out.”

— Jane B. Mason

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay…

— Judy Tenuta

“I like you,” I said honestly. “Even though you’re probably a criminal and are going to get me thrown off the force. And you…

— Dani Alexander

“Why do guys do that?" I ask. "Name their vehicles." "Ownership." He grins. I reach over and punch him lightly. "What?" he protests. "It's…

— Abby McDonald

“I was worried I’d scared you off,” I said as I slid into the passenger seat. “Being too gay and all.” “No—I, er…” He…

— J.L. Merrow

“Krystal snorted out a laugh. “Hit on me? Freddy, Bubba is gay. Like really gay. Gayer than a unicorn butt-fucking a rainbow. You’re the…

— Drew Hayes

“I’m an ass.” I shrugged”

— Bianca Scardoni

“His eyes narrowed on me. “Fuckin’ hell, you ever show Lydie how far that stick was shoved up your ass?”

— Kristen Ashley