Bedroom Quote by Jacob M. Appel

“I am grateful that I have rights in the proverbial public square - but, as a practical matter, my most cherished rights are those that I possess in my bedroom and hospital room and death chamber.” quote by Jacob M. Appel — Download Open image

“I am grateful that I have rights in the proverbial public square - but, as a practical matter, my most cherished rights are those that I possess in my bedroom and hospital room and death chamber.”

Jacob M. Appel

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