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• I'm not a professional politician. I'm a professional problem solver, and I believe we should cut the salaries of senators… — Herman Cain
• I got to be White House chief of staff, ten years of congressman, secretary of defense, vice-president. If you're a… — Dick Cheney
• The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your… — Woody Allen
• I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the… — Bruce Baum
• Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can. — Mark Twain
• The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back — Will Rogers
• There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen. — Sydney J. Harris
• The single most important thing you can do politically for gay rights is to come out. Not to write a… — Barney Frank
• So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying… — Stephen Colbert
• African American Congressman Bobby Rush wore a hoodie on the floor of Congress to make a point this week. And… — Bill Maher
• I've done a whole lot of things. I've had the pleasure of introducing two presidents, several senators and congressmen. — Roy Acuff
• By journalistic custom and D.C. law, of course, reporters don't carry guns to news conferences -- and certainly not when… — Dana Milbank

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