Humorous-philosophy Quote by Jack Flanagan

“. . . and what if I did drink too much? Whose business is that? Who knows how much I didn't drink?”

— William Kennedy

“One thing I know: For helping me forget how awful the world is, I prefer her to alcohol.”

— Veronica Roth

“I buy us each a 40 oz. of Coors Light because right off the bat, it’s important that she knows I am the kind…

— David Shapiro

“She walked over while he poured her a mug and even added the right amount of sugar. It did funny things to her heart…

— Natalie Herzer

“Every word she says makes me feel a little more like faking a stroke and pretending to lose all memory of who I was.”

— Chad Kultgen

“I only drink on two occasions—when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.”

— Brendan Behan

“Yes, I’d like to order a cup of coffee with a smile as bright as the screen on my phone. I’ll take her with…

— Kewayne Wadley

“You can't rightly estimate what a man will do when he's in drink.”

— Agatha Christie

“You speak of my drinking, yet you don't know my thirst”

— Scottish Proverb

“I only drink a little, but when I do, I become a different person, and that person drinks a lot.”

— Nelson DeMille

“I walk over and fill her drink: “you got class, doll, you’re not like the others…” she likes that and I like it too…

— Charles Bukowski

“Don’t drink too much.” “Could I get an absolute value on too much?”

— Mackenzi Lee