Clever Quote by Jack Dee Download Open image “I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.” — Jack Dee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever Drug Hate Hate people I hate I hate people Officers People Thinking
The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I don't have a problem with drugs, I have a problem with policemen. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted. — E. Jean Carroll Copy Share Image
I don't like drugs. I think cocaine is a very bad, habit-forming bore. It's about the most boring drug ever invented. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
The good thing about 'Have I Got News For You' is it's a compact show but it still gives everyone space to breathe, and… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
In some circles where very heavy people think they have very heavy brains, words like "charming" and "clever" and "pretty" are all put-downs; all… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
You're beautiful, cute, pretty, gorgeous, and fuck.. I ran out of words. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
What we shall need is not geniuses, or cynics, or misanthropes, or clever tacticians, but plain, honest, straghtforward men. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
There was another reason [she] took her books whenever they went away. They were her home when she was somewhere strange. They were familiar… — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
“The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland. The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox. The florist will sigh and add a wall divider and proper soil to both sides. The grandparent will move the flowerbox halfway out of the sun. The child will turn it around properly so that the… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share
Good people are found not changed. Recently I read a headline that said, 'We don't teach people to be nice. We simply hire nice… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
My valour is certainly going! - it is sneaking off! - I feel it oozing out as it were at the palms of my… — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
'I Love You' fails to sum up all the memories, smiles, laughs, trials, and tribulations. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift. — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I'd done that ... even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't've had to jump. I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course. But after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, do something different. Faster or more… — Joss Whedon Copy Share