"Don't be an asshole," the guy snapped as……" — J R Ward

"Don't be an asshole," the guy snapped as he cracked a freshie. "Oh, right, because two in this group would be overkill."

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461 Quotes by J R Ward

J R Ward has 461 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I’m on the benevolent side of antisocial. I don’t mind people, but I’d prefer not to have a lot of…
I'm not hurt. I'm pissed off and sexually frustrated.
Souls were the same. They, too, had useless baggage that impeded their proper performance, these annoying, holier-than-thou bits dangling like…
You know, you sound like birds when you do that chuckle thing. It's nice. Over to the left, Vishous put…
Blay said yet again, that old, familiar voice cutting through all of those years of rejection and judgment, giving him…
If sex were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese.
I was dead until you found me, though I breathed. I was sightless, though I could see. And then you…
Besides, you think I'm not used to hurting? For me, it's home sweet home, my brother.
Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall…
You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!
I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her…
Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a…

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Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole. — George Carlin
The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee,… — George Carlin
Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another,… — George Carlin
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few… — George Carlin
Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the… — Dave Franco
It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming,… — David Henry
Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one. — Francois Ozon
Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role… — Eminem
I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole, — Morgan Freeman
Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole. — Nick Offerman
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole… — Demetri Martin
It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool. — Greg Proops

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