Book Quote by J. Patrick Lewis

“I admire your mustache madam, but I wonder, what’s for dessert?”

— Jarod Kintz

“The man waxed his mustache. In Sebastian's book, that was never a good sign.”

— Stephen Gallagher

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I close my lips it’s like a wink and a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache.

— Jesse Peyronel

“Mustaches are not only fashion statements, but they’re useful for tickling vaginas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books

“You’ve got hot chocolate on the corner of your mouth.” I reach up to wipe it away with the pad of my thumb and…

— M.E. Fields

“His moustache was a masterpiece.”

— Nora Roberts

“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.”

— Meredith Duran

“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,…

— Barbara Kingsolver