Money Quote by J.K. Rowling

“There's just the faintest strain of Simon Cowell running right trough your family, isn't there?”

— Lucy Parker

“Pretend Simon Cowell's watching & criticising you 24/7.
 Brutal [solid] honesty will guide you to greatness. Until you know better, suck it up Cupcake!”

— Lisa Goldin

“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.”

— Alice Clayton

“I got these in a fight," Neil said. "Why would Andrew do this to me?" "Uh, you don't know,”

— Nora Sakavic

For the last year his grandma had been slipping in and out of reality. One minute she was as clear as a bell and…

— Suzanne Collins

“No...Andrew,' I step away from him, crossing my arms, 'you can't make me sing in front of people. That's just cruel.' 'To you or…

— J.A. Redmerski

“Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.”

— Sorin Suciu

“Andrew refused on the grounds he wouldn't wish you on anyone except a mortician." "Drama queen," Neil muttered.”

— Nora Sakavic

Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing.

— Paula Abdul

“Things did change. He’d gone from being eaten up with jealousy of Simon, to a grudging respect for his tenacity and courage, to actually…

— Cassandra Clare

Anthony sneezed and pushed them aside. "Mother, I am trying to have a conversation with the duke." Violet looked at Simon. "Do you want…

— Julia Quinn

Lets play simon say, simon says shut the fuck up

— Anonymous