Quote by J Cole

Now I ain't got no kids yet, but this right here's for practice. I hate to get the seats in the Benz wet, but…

— J Cole

When you're with your kids everything else takes a back seat.

— Ross McCormack

Everyone knows I'm the boy, the one getting the bums on seats.

— Paddy Pimblett

Ive got more ass then a toilet seat

— Evilmonkey

You know what I pay attention to? Butts in the seats. That's what my mother used to say: 'Are there butts in those seats?'…

— Leslie Uggams

Bucket seats, soft as baby's new butt. Lockin' hubs, that'll take you through a deep rut.

— Alan Jackson

I don't care what you cover the seats with as long as you cover them with assholes.

— Eddie Rickenbacker

I get more ass then a toilet seat.

— Anonymous

I've got three beautiful kids that wear me out after I get home from practice. I think that's a good thing so I'm able…

— Paul Pierce

I drive a Yukon Flex Fuel, and there's baby seats in the back.

— Vin Diesel

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

— Ritu Ghatourey

Those extreme-sports kids today are good, but they have it easy. Try falling off of a motorcycle going 70 or 80 miles per hour…

— Evel Knievel