Allan-bard Quote by Ivan Stoikov

“Look at the first arch in a human and a shark, and you find a very similar state of affairs: jaws.”

— Neil Shubin

“Sometimes you can get a shark to eat itself if you fill the water with enough blood.”

— Shane Kuhn

“Sharks have a bad rep, but the truth is you have a greater chance of a vending machine falling on you than you do…

— Katy Lee

“If you swim with sharks, make sure you have the appetite of a whale.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Slit my skull open. Know what it'll be like? Like slitting open the guts of a great white shark. Stuff'll come out like you…

— Philip Ridley

“I have a totally unhealthy and unrealistic fear of being eaten by a great white shark. This is because I belong to a very…

— Elle Lothlorien

“Fear If the diver always thought of the shark, he would never lay hands on the pearl. SA’DI”

— A.C. Grayling

“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Sharks don't kill because they're poor, criminal, insane, or repressed. A shark kills because it's a shark.”

— Barry B. Longyear

“Sharks are the lions of the sea.They glamorize the oceanic glory.”

— Munia Khan

“I'd rather get eaten by an epileptic shark.”

— Lilith Saintcrow

“I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!”

— Scott Lynch