Funny Quote by Itsme867 Download Open image “That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.” — Itsme867 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status
That awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you? — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
What a strange thing it is to recognize a sound like the shriek of a wounded animal, when you've never heard the shriek of… — John L'Heureux Copy Share Image
The whole concert of animate nature arose entirely from annoying noises. — Jacques Monod Copy Share Image
“He turned the entire living room into an airport, complete with a four-foot-high LEGO traffic control tower and a fleet of paper planes, plastic… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
...It sounded like a dragon breathing in time with me, like I had this pet dragon who was cuddled up next to me and… — John Green Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
