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Alcohol Quote by Iain Banks

“I think I know the real reason." "Which is?" "Alcohol in the dust clouds. Goddamn stuff is everywhere. Any lousy species ever invents the telescope and the spectroscope and starts looking in between the stars, what do they find?" He knocked the glass on the table. "Loads of stuff, but much of it…” quote by Iain Banks
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“I think I know the real reason." "Which is?" "Alcohol in the dust clouds. Goddamn stuff is everywhere. Any lousy species ever invents the telescope and the spectroscope and starts looking in between the stars, what do they find?" He knocked the glass on the table. "Loads of stuff, but much of it alcohol." He drank from the glass. "Humanoids are the galaxy's way of trying to get rid of all that alcohol.”

Iain Banks

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Player of Games, 1988

The narrator suggests that alcohol pervades the cosmos, implying a cosmic joke about humanity’s search for meaning.

In simple terms: Alcohol is everywhere, even in space.

Key Takeaway

Question assumptions about universal truths.

Themes

science philosophy humor

Mood

wry thought‑provoking

Type

fictional dialogue philosophical musing

When to use this quote

  • space exploration
  • scientific research
  • philosophical debate

Key Concepts

cosmic absurdity human curiosity existentialism

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this say about human tendency to find patterns?
  • How does humor reveal deeper truths?
A Different Perspective

The metaphor may oversimplify complex scientific realities.

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