Acid-trips Quote by Hunter S. Thompson

“Imagine this: Ice is coming to YOUR house. Can you HEAR it knocking? Are you ready? What will YOU do?”

— Cornelia Connie D. DeDona

“No hospitals, she says. I know. Where are we going? For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor? Fuck you. That's my favorite, too.”

— Richard Kadrey

“I can’t offer you anything to drink, but I can offer you an excuse. Would you like ice with it?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Damn. That was stupid, wasn't it? We nearly got killed over ice cream.”

— Rachel Caine

“It's as though we had asked to have ice cubes in our wine, like, "Ick, who are you?”

— David Sedaris

“I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!”

— Riley Weber

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

— Nora Roberts

“I hope this isn't a real emergency, I only brought one bottle of vodka.”

— Tinsey-Ya Ya's

“If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?”

— S Balaram

“You don’t put ice in Pappy Van Winkle.”

— Michael Connelly

“There was enough ice.So I thought. For my drink.When I used it all,I cut her heart out and used it instead.I never ran out…

— Mrinaal

“I invited this old buddy of mine over for dinner. He’s president of the United States of America, and he’s bringing about three hundred…

— Shelly Laurenston