Family Quote by Holly Schindler

TV commercials make parenting look like there are going to be good days and bad days - like, it'll be this gentle wave, like…

— Dan Savage

“I tried to love Dad and not hate him for his fake cheer and the way he gets dressed. I tried to imagine what…

— Maria Semple

In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check…

— Steve Schirripa

“Parenting is a bit like baking a cake. You put all the right stuff in and do exactly what your mother wrote in the…

— Anonymous

“Parenting isn’t about creating someone in your own image; it’s about giving them the clay to shape themselves as they see fit, and celebrating…

— Mikki Brammer

“Dad once said that if I hadn't looked so much like him he definitely would have had a paternity test done. The day you…

— Sariah Wilson

“Inconsistent parenting creates confusion. When I'm pitting mom against dad, they never know what to expect.”

— Bauvard

“Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better…

— Hillary Lytle

“Today in an auditorium full of parents my son scanned the room looking for me. When he saw me his face lit up the…

— Rachel Marie Martin

“Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.”

— Bruce Lansky

“Mom is calculated, logical, business-minded; kind but very, very direct. Makes you better by giving you these little pointers but doesn’t baby you. My…

— Taylor Swift

“Your parenting skills are much like bad porn, the kids are watching but they aren't getting much out of it.”

— Dawn Jasper