Maximum Quote by Hilary Farr

If you own a rug you own too much.

— Jack Kerouac

To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.

— Helen Keller

I'm all about my rugs. I don't like a lot of color. The apartment isn't exactly monotone, but it's full of very soft shades.…

— Nina Garcia

“Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200. Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185. Cost to fix every single delicious table and…

— Jen Lancaster

Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever.

— Erma Bombeck

When we are dead; rugs are no richer than a quick-thorn bed.

— Theognis of Megara

I used to collect Persian rugs and real estate - you should be able to walk on and live in your money. I had…

— Eric Idle

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

— Jersey Shore

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.

— Phyllis Diller

No one expects the rug to be yanked out from underneath them; life-changing events usually dont announce themselves.

— Slash

Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked.

— Kim Harrison

The most beautiful carpet is the carpet made of autumn leaves!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan