Absurdity Quote by Hermann Hesse

My son called to me that God was inside his red fire engine. He wanted to show me. I did move as fast as…

— Deborah Keenan

For two days I had the company of a girl. She appeared next to me. It was no less of a miracle if it…

— Yossi Ghinsberg

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I…

— Jimmy Carr

At the age of two-and-a-half, I was run down by a truck. I had gone rogue in the house while my mother was bathing…

— Trudie Styler

I was a shy, awkward sort of a boy and my fathers frequent absences from home, along with my hero worship for him, made…

— Douglas Fairbanks, Jr

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into…

— Janet Evanovich

And then the time I was a clown and went to the hospital to visit the children, and I went into a room by…

— John Wayne Gacy

Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where…

— Vash Young

I've had a few encounters: At a restaurant, this woman that was like, 'Oh my God, oh my God, can we take a picture…

— Taylour Paige

Alone in my room, wrapped in a blanket, I whimpered and talked aloud to myself, recalling the lost glory of my youth when I…

— Nicole Krauss

I was a shy, awkward sort of a boy and my father's frequent absences from home, along with my hero worship for him, made…

— Douglas Fairbanks, Jr

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

— Aaron Machado