Goering Quote by Hermann Goring Download Open image “If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?” — Hermann Goring ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Goering Humor Ifs Sense of humor Trials
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I would have let you shoot me without further ado! But it is not possible to hang the German Reichsmarschall! I cannot permit this.… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
We have no butter... but I ask you, would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
My measures will not be crippled by any bureaucracy. Here I don't have to worry about Justice; my mission is only to destroy and… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
Every bullet fired from the barrel of a police pistol was my bullet. If you call that murder, then I am the murderer. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
The Americans are good about making fancy cars and refrigerators, but that doesn't mean they are any good at making aircraft. They are bluffing.… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
I know two types of law because I know two types of men, those who are with us and those who are against us. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
Naturally, the common people don't want war ... but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
I joined the party because I was a revolutionary, not because of any ideological nonsense. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
Hitler used to come to my house once in a while for a cup of coffee, and because I led a normal life, he… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
I would be able to defend my actions, no matter what [evidence] they had on me. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
The victor will always be the judge, and the vanquished the accused. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
We have no butter... but I ask you, would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
My measures will not be crippled by any bureaucracy. Here I don't have to worry about Justice; my mission is only to destroy and… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
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Goering was known to wear togas, fur coats and faux-medieval hunting outfits. — Richard Overy Copy Share Image
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Naturally, the common people don't want war ... but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
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I think that women are wonderful but I've never met one yet who didn't show more feeling than logic. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
Naturally the common people don't want war. . . but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine policy, and it… — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
Goering's ideas betray a consistent desire to create something essentially new, implying all the historic virtues, but unlike [anything] of the past. — Richard Overy Copy Share Image
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