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Cats Quote by Henry N. Beard

“If you can try to nap where someone's sitting, Although there is another empty chair, Then rub against his ankle without quitting Until he rises from your favorite lair; If you can whine and whimper by a portal Until the bolted door is opened wide, Then howl as if you've got a wound that's mortal…” quote by Henry N. Beard
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““If you can try to nap where someone's sitting, Although there is another empty chair, Then rub against his ankle without quitting Until he rises from your favorite lair; If you can whine and whimper by a portal Until the bolted door is opened wide, Then howl as if you've got a wound that's mortal Until he comes and lets you back inside; If you can give a guest a nasty spiking, But purr when you are petted by a thief; If you can find the food not to your liking Because they put some cheese in with the beef; If you can leave no proffered hand unbitten, And pay no heed to any rule or ban, then all will say you are a Cat, my kitten. And -- which is more -- you'll make a fool of Man!””

Henry N. Beard

About This Quote

Source Poem: The Cat's Riddle, 1970s (anonymous collection)

The poem humorously describes a cat’s mischievous behavior, suggesting that by breaking rules and being sly, one embodies feline traits and outsmarts humans.

In simple terms: Cats are mischievous, breaking rules to outwit people.

Key Takeaway

Embrace playful rebellion to challenge expectations.

Themes

playfulness rebellion identity human-animal dynamics

Mood

mischievous ironic lighthearted

Type

poetic humorous

When to use this quote

  • pet ownership
  • office environments
  • creative brainstorming
  • conflict resolution

Key Concepts

behavioral psychology symbolism anthropomorphism

Questions to Reflect On

  • What rules would you break to be more creative?
  • How does rule‑breaking reveal true character?
A Different Perspective

Humans may view such behavior as destructive rather than clever.

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