Balls Quote by Henry Beard

A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway.

— Jim Bishop

Some golfers, we are told, enjoy the landscape; but properly, the landscape shrivels and compresses into the grim, surrealistically vivid patch of grass directly…

— John Updike

Playing from deep grass is a fact of life in professional golf.

— Ernie Els

Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only…

— Rick Bayan

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

— Anonymous

I'm not a big golfer, but I love to go get a bucket of balls and just smack the balls around. That's my type…

— Robert Horry

“And we were taught to play golf. Golf epitomizes the tame world. On a golf course nature is neutered. The grass is clean, a…

— Jay Griffiths

The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out of the…

— Ken Venturi

A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets…

— Frank Muir

Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge,…

— Mike Seabrook

Golf is golf.

— Patrick Cantlay

Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit…

— Juli Inkster