Funny Quote by Henry Beard Download Open image “Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.” — Henry Beard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Golf Inspirational Love Motivation
...as all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy… — John Updike Copy Share Image
There are times when a golfer is tempted to throw her clubs away and forget the whole 'humblin' business.' At other times, she wouldn't… — Babe Didrikson Zaharias Copy Share Image
The other sad truth about golf spectatorship is that for today's pros it all comes down to the putting, and that the difference between… — John Updike Copy Share Image
If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
As we all know, the concept of the gimme putt is anathema to the PGA Tour. — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
I've really got no complaints about the way I played, just extremely frustrating with the putter and I'm sure there's a lot of other… — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
Topping the ball is a problem that usually afflicts only beginning golfers, and it is quickly left behind once a player has learned to… — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the… — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a… — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a… — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects,… — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
