Ivy Quote by Helen Harper

“From somewhere above me, there was an irritated hiss. ‘Food.’ I strained my head upwards. ‘Hi, Brutus.’ His yellow eyes stared down at me,…

— Helen Harper

“Death is quick. It’s the end. And everyone dies. It’s not punishment because it’s inevitable.’ Bob”

— Helen Harper

“There was a brief mutter from underneath the table. ‘Thank fuck,’ Brutus said. ‘We need to depart this hellhole tout suite.’ I started and…

— Helen Harper

“I abandoned the plan to make millions from the spell when I realised that people would finally realise their cats are selfish little bastards…

— Helen Harper

“soft and sweet to look at with a prickly personality and a streak of defiant personality. I smirked. Kitten. It suited her.”

— Helen Harper

“I don't think I'm in love with you; I know I'm in love with you. We have nothing in common, but I don't think…

— Helen Harper

“You should count yourself lucky,’ she grinned. ‘I’m far too much like hard work.’ It was on the tip of Winter’s tongue to tell…

— Helen Harper

“Thank fuck,’ Brutus said. ‘We need to depart this hellhole tout suite.”

— Helen Harper

“Harold,’ I called. ‘Harold! It’s Ivy from down the hall.’ The cat didn’t answer. Perhaps I was being too familiar with the familiar. I…

— Helen Harper

“Herblorists enjoyed long-winded arguments about which type of salt was most effective. I had heard that the Order even employed a selmelier, like a…

— Helen Harper

“I order three martinis and down them in quick succession, shuddering at the strength of the alcohol. When they don’t immediately work, I order…

— Helen Harper