House Quote by Hasan Minhaj

I've found the 90-10 rule to be pretty true: 90 percent of what I come up with and write down is kinda 'eh,' and…

— Hasan Minhaj

When you immerse yourself in a community, you tend to rise in that community.

— Hasan Minhaj

Aditi is a comedy superstar over in India. She's only one of three female English-speaking comedians in India.

— Hasan Minhaj

A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing I can…

— Hasan Minhaj

A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why do you…

— Hasan Minhaj

As satirists, we get to stand on the sidelines of life and comment on what's happening.

— Hasan Minhaj

My dad was the only son from his entire family to come to America, and I was his only son. We had come to…

— Hasan Minhaj

When you can tailor your act, you want it to be about yourself but also about the people in the room and the experience…

— Hasan Minhaj

I think perspective is a necessary, amazing thing.

— Hasan Minhaj

I like to have straight-up black coffee, but when you get it, sometimes you'll burn your tongue, or it spills on your hands, and…

— Hasan Minhaj

I just started the way most comics start, doing open mic shows around Sacramento and San Francisco, and eventually, I moved to L.A. After…

— Hasan Minhaj

Jokes for jokes' sake are kind of meaningless to me. I understand the value of them, but it doesn't speak to me as much.…

— Hasan Minhaj