Growing up in the States, there's this part of me that's like, man, I'm Indian. Like, this is where I belong. And… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
New Brown America represents a whole generation of kids that are descendants of either immigrants or immigrants themselves, that are coming to… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I feel like we have so much to add to this book called the American Dream, and I want to add our… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I exist in this hyphen. I'm an Indian-American-Muslim kid, but am I more Indian, or am I more American? What part of… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I'm just an American citizen like everyone else and I'm not sitting at the power table in the room where it all… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
What I love about comedy is that we're this group of weirdos, and the only language that matters is, 'Are you funny?'… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I'm a first-generation kid in this country. I so identify with America and its culture. I'm a citizen, I was born here.… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Only in America can the first-generation Indian American Muslim kid get on the stage and make fun of the president. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
My mom works at the VA; she's been working at the VA for 15 plus years, and yet she's helping so many… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I've found the 90-10 rule to be pretty true: 90 percent of what I come up with and write down is kinda 'eh,' and… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you immerse yourself in a community, you tend to rise in that community. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Aditi is a comedy superstar over in India. She's only one of three female English-speaking comedians in India. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing I can… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why do you… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
As satirists, we get to stand on the sidelines of life and comment on what's happening. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
My dad was the only son from his entire family to come to America, and I was his only son. We had come to… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you can tailor your act, you want it to be about yourself but also about the people in the room and the experience… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I like to have straight-up black coffee, but when you get it, sometimes you'll burn your tongue, or it spills on your hands, and… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I just started the way most comics start, doing open mic shows around Sacramento and San Francisco, and eventually, I moved to L.A. After… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Jokes for jokes' sake are kind of meaningless to me. I understand the value of them, but it doesn't speak to me as much.… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
