A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you can tailor your act, you want it to be about yourself but also about the people in the room and… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I just hope that people get a variety of news sources to keep themselves informed. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
It was a struggle for a long time. My parents were rightly cautious, in the sense that they were like, "We want… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Be as honest with yourself as you possibly can. And it's not going to work for everybody, and I know you're going… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I just hope I reach out to people and connect to people in such a way that they continue to support what… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
If you and I believe two different things, I can attack you verbally all day, but if I can make you laugh… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
It's really awful, the rhetoric that's becoming part of the national discourse, but when it has such an ugly headline - that's… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Be as honest with yourself as possible, and try to make friends with people who like you for you - not an… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I think there are people from every side who are allies for justice and good. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
If I want people to be empathetic to my struggle - they don't see hate crimes at the mosque, they don't see… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
For 18 months, leading up to the November election, I did everything in my power to show how ridiculous and crazy Trump's… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Racism has a very quick expiration date when exposed to actual contact with people. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
People still assume the White House Correspondents' Association works for the White House, when in reality, it's a group of journalists who… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Personal narrative is one of the few things where people don't get caught up in fighting over esoteric rhetoric. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When people were like, "Oh, wow, Donald Trump is so crazy. That's so nuts, what's happening?" in the 9 a.m. meeting, Jon… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I went to college during the Kazaa/Napster era, and we had free Internet, which was a huge deal. People were just downloading… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I was actually a really sort of nervous, shy kid. In high school, it was one of those things where I wasn't… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
It is an important time to speak out on Islamaphobia. I truly believe in the inherent goodness in people, and there are… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I've found the 90-10 rule to be pretty true: 90 percent of what I come up with and write down is kinda 'eh,' and… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you immerse yourself in a community, you tend to rise in that community. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Aditi is a comedy superstar over in India. She's only one of three female English-speaking comedians in India. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing I can… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why do you… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
As satirists, we get to stand on the sidelines of life and comment on what's happening. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
My dad was the only son from his entire family to come to America, and I was his only son. We had come to… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you can tailor your act, you want it to be about yourself but also about the people in the room and the experience… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I like to have straight-up black coffee, but when you get it, sometimes you'll burn your tongue, or it spills on your hands, and… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I just started the way most comics start, doing open mic shows around Sacramento and San Francisco, and eventually, I moved to L.A. After… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Jokes for jokes' sake are kind of meaningless to me. I understand the value of them, but it doesn't speak to me as much.… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
