Being healthy is the crown that only the sick can see. A lot of times, we take it for granted. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you grow up as a minority in a majority culture, a lot of times, you're just trying to fit in. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Every time a U.S.A. Today slides underneath my door, it's like they're saying, 'Hey, you're not that smart, right?' — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Every time Trump goes golfing, the headline should read, 'Trump Goes Golfing. Apocalypse Delayed.' — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
My mom worked at the VA for years, so any time I can do anything to help, it's a must. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When it comes to matters of health, it's the one thing you can't control. Being healthy is the crown that only the… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you can tailor your act, you want it to be about yourself but also about the people in the room and… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I'm a first-generation kid in this country. I so identify with America and its culture. I'm a citizen, I was born here.… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I had been cut from the basketball team every year. But I was like, 'I can turn it around! Michael Jordan made… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
It was a struggle for a long time. My parents were rightly cautious, in the sense that they were like, "We want… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Comedy is very disarming. It's a way to talk about things and still be light-hearted. And when it's done really well, you… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
My mom works at the VA; she's been working at the VA for 15 plus years, and yet she's helping so many… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
It is an important time to speak out on Islamaphobia. I truly believe in the inherent goodness in people, and there are… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Every time I watch CNN, it feels like you're assigning me homework. Is Trump a Russian spy? I don't know. You tell… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of times in life, it's personal choices that you're making, actively, and then there's a myriad of forces and circumstances… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I've found the 90-10 rule to be pretty true: 90 percent of what I come up with and write down is kinda 'eh,' and… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you immerse yourself in a community, you tend to rise in that community. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Aditi is a comedy superstar over in India. She's only one of three female English-speaking comedians in India. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing I can… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why do you… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
As satirists, we get to stand on the sidelines of life and comment on what's happening. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
My dad was the only son from his entire family to come to America, and I was his only son. We had come to… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
When you can tailor your act, you want it to be about yourself but also about the people in the room and the experience… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I like to have straight-up black coffee, but when you get it, sometimes you'll burn your tongue, or it spills on your hands, and… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I just started the way most comics start, doing open mic shows around Sacramento and San Francisco, and eventually, I moved to L.A. After… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Jokes for jokes' sake are kind of meaningless to me. I understand the value of them, but it doesn't speak to me as much.… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
