Quote by Harper Sloan

“All the world's a circus. Sometimes you choose your act and sometimes it's assigned to you.”

— Mia Sheridan

“Having everyone stare and wonder what sort of hijinks your vagina's been up to isn't as thrilling as one might imagine.”

— Michelle Hodkin

“Just a few more years and then we'll join the circus.”

— Ray S. Jones

“You're on a road show with your penis, and trust me, I'm the last person who wants to get in your way. But I'm…

— Addison Moore

“Oh, right. Of course. Well hey, if you happen to run into a vagina, ask it to invite you in for a little conversation.…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

“I know what I'll do. I'll run away. I'll join the circus. I'll juggle cats. I have experience.”

— Peggy Leon

“I can say anything I want! I’m pushing something out of my vagina that’s too big for what God intended!”

— Claudia Connor

“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!”

— John Irving

“...because my vagina is stupid.”

— Julie Klausner

“Maybe there's just sexuality, and it's bendable and unpredictable, like a circus performer (...)”

— David Levithan

“He glanced over to the stage, where a nearly naked woman gyrated lifelessly around the pole. She could’ve been cleaning toilets for all the…

— Joanna Wylde

“Oh, it’s nothing serious. Just a checkup with my vaginacologist,”

— Tracy Brogan