Lmao-funny Quote by Addison Moore

“Oh for the love of your vagina, get over yourself.”

— Kathryn Perez

“I’m going to enjoy making you come on my cock, my fingers, and in my mouth. My sex is going to set a standard…

— Courtney Lane

“She’s the kind of woman where if you give her an inch, she’ll take the whole penis.
 She took all I had, and she…

— Jarod Kintz

“Lord knows, I need a little action tonight or my vagina might just run off and join the circus.”

— Harper Sloan

“No matter what restraints you put on me, it won’t stop me from taking what I want, from driving deep and hard, stroking you…

— Pepper Winters

“It feels like you dropped your nightstick down your pants.’ ‘Oh, so that’s where that went.’ ‘I’m not kidding. Is this all you? Because…

— Charlotte Stein

“Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in…

— Erica Dakin

“Seeing your friend’s penis and riding it hard moved us beyond the point of no return.”

— Becca Lee

“I’ll tell you why, gorgeous. Because I’m finally going to taste your pussy and I want to fucking ache while I do it. When…

— Tessa Bailey

“I look at sex differently than most people. It’s an exchange, and it should be good for both parties. I don’t want you to…

— Lexi Blake

“You need to have an exit plan for this line of work, or you’re going to end up with a vagina like a pothole.…

— Jill Myles

“Vaginas have never appealed to him: their cabbage-like folds, their long, hidden corridor. He craves the long thrust of the cock, its heady insistence,…

— Chloe Benjamin