“We could call him Gynecological Gage or Assman - AssHOLE - take your pick.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master's Kingdom - death and marriage." "What an appropriate pairing," I muse.… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I've warned you on countless occasions." "If said celestial beings weren't spreading celestial rumors,… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Hell - you'll be lucky to join the circus!" "I don't need to join the circus." Ethan stretches his arms to the… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“The human placenta is filled with nutritious benefits, one of which is creating a fertile environment. At my age, I'm going to… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Chloe Bishop took an ax and gave Skanky Skyla forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Breast milk is big business." My mother uses my sarcasm as a springboard for her insanity. "We should consider opening a shop… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room. "Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Personally." My mother digs a smile into the side of her cheek. "I'm rooting for Logan." Logan produces a grin that suggests… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Eat my food or die." "If I eat your food I WILL die." He belches before reaching in the fridge for a… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“What do you love?" "You for doing this - you in general. Chocolate, sushi, malt shakes. All things I'm highly deficient in… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“We all know whose side you're on," marshall says, picking him up and launching him toward the window. The explosive sound of… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“That’s what life is about, having the right to choose, to make decisions that have the ability to span your entire existence, especially when… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Suffering is the nature of this world. It is the golden standard by which all things are measured. It is not happiness that sets… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“The human placenta is filled with nutritious benefits, one of which is creating a fertile environment. At my age, I'm going to need all… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“The path of destiny pulls you forward. It exhumes you from a state of being and propels you towards the juncture you were created… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Rockaway? That's my special place with Gage - was anyway. Now it'll 'forever' be marked with gluttony and vomit - sounds about right.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“His eyes widen as he brings my hand to his lips. “Thank you.” It comes out sad. Cooper smiles with his eyes as if… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“I’ve broken the worst promise I’ve ever made to myself, to never fall in love again.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Oh, no! I promise it's not human," Mom bats her hands in the air in an effort to wrangle them back into their seats.… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“She gives me the finger and turns back around. "Did you see that?" I flinch at the gesture. "That is completely illegal in here.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“My clothes are native to the rug in the center of the room, which my mother has lovingly deemed the hamper.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the stupidest promises are the ones we make to ourselves. But” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
