Ifs Quote by Hal Higdon

Always double-knot your sneakers. One of my teammates once lost a shoe during a game!

— Heather Mitts

Before you Tie the Knot you want to maker sure yall shoe strings are tied the same !

— Milliton Munney

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

— Hari Kondabolu

I was pretty young when I figured out that tying shoes could waste up three years of my life, so I dont wear shoes…

— Ted Turner

I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!

— Eddie Murphy

In my whole life, I've worn black tie three times. I can't tie the knot myself.

— Stefano Gabbana

I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

— Hari Kondabolu

If you can't tie good knots, tie plenty of them

— Gary Jobson

When I do ties, I bid them out.

— Donald Trump

I learned you just need to know people who know how to tie ties, and they'll tie them for you, and you can just…

— Steve Kornacki

They tied me back together, but they didn't use double knots. My insides are draining out of the fault lines in my skin, I…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Can I tie your shoes? I don't want yout to fall for anyone else.

— Anonymous