"With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons……" — Groucho Marx
"With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon."
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also…
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Negotiation in the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties more anxious to agree than to disagree.
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Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
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I would agree that President Carter didn't live up to the expectation we all had when he came in 1976.…
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I have written too much history to have faith in it; and if anyone thinks I'm wrong, I am inclined…
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It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never…
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One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit.
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The message that I gave on the - on the steps today was that you need to stand for those…
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We all agree now - by 'we' I mean intelligent people under sixty - that a work of art is…
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Our enmity toward God takes on many labels, such as rebellion, hard-heartedness, stiff-neckedness, unrepentant, puffed up, easily offended, and sign…
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