"To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would……" — Groucho Marx

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• Gardens can be sharp and spiky as well as rose-embowered and honeysuckle-twined: there are corners and settings where thistles are… — Robin Lane Fox
• I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating… — Ben Affleck
• I get amazed, I can't look at it but about 10 seconds, at these politicians dancing around this, dancing around… — Jimmy Swaggart
• But how can we love someone if we don't like him? Easy-we do it to ourselves all the time. We… — Peter Kreeft
• When I see hipsters wearing Mao hats or Lenin T-shirts, I'm grateful. It's like truth-in-labeling. For now I know you… — Jonah Goldberg
• The contradictory remarks of politicians are forgotten; the more asinine predictions of pundits are buried with mercy. — Norman Mailer
• Today you have something like A Film by Joe Harry. That is patently asinine and ridiculous. — Elmer Bernstein
• One of the surprising privileges of intellectuals is that they are free to be scandalously asinine without harming their reputations. — Eric Hoffer
• Trying to be fascinating is an asinine position to be in. — Katharine Hepburn
• The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in being both inconvenient and asinine. — Gail Carriger
• Kate, don't be like that. You know I only did so well because I yearn-see, SAT word- to follow you… — Elizabeth Scott

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