"Before I speak, I have something important to…" — Groucho Marx

"Before I speak, I have something important to say."

— Groucho Marx

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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Home is where you hang your head.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…

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