Humor-inspirational Quote by Grandpa Download Open image ““If you can't impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh**”” — Grandpa ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor-inspirational
“You don't impress people, by trying to be like them You impress people, when they try to be like you” — Gil Gonzales Copy Share Image
“If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Make sure you don't impress anybody because there are a lot of people that has more than what you think than you have” — Ojo Adekanye Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Obviously the best way to attract someone is to pretend to be someone you're not.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“If you can’t impress them with your ability, dazzle them with your bullshit. ” — Doug Dandridge Copy Share Image
“even found myself overlooking my own flaws, for the same reasons. I didn’t need to try to be perfect or in control all the… — Brian L. Weiss Copy Share Image
“Everyone is trying to impress everyone else. Trying to make themselves out to be smarter or more confident than they actually are.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“No one knows I am insane. No one cares who I am. I hope it's going to be easy fooling them that I am… — Cameron Jace Copy Share Image
“they must be able to put their egos aside and assess themselves candidly.” — Ray Dalio Copy Share Image
“Well, at least I can spare myself the ordeal of a whole battery of personality tests. My personality is poor; that much is clear.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Friends are the support bras of life. We don't let each other down.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“My life is interesting enough with out you adding drama, thank you very much. Now can you please leave?” — Bryan A. Fritz Copy Share Image
“You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
“I hope you aren't planning to order me back to bed." "No, you have far too much crockery at your disposal.” — Rosamund Hodge Copy Share Image
“... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.” — Jeff Somers Copy Share Image
“History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.” — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
“Love isn't something you can put a timeline on, you know that right?As it would seem, fate had other plans for us. Wouldn't you… — Christy Pastore Copy Share Image
“How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?” — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
