"First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the…" — Gore Vidal

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• Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. — Anne Sexton
• There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on… — Robin Williams
• I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals,… — Jean Larteguy
• Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man… — Charles Bukowski
• They all have in common that they are bacteria caused by bowel and feces. — Unknown Author
• In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that… — Bernard Jensen
• In times past, knowledge of the bowel was more widespread and people were taught how to care for the bowel.… — Bernard Jensen
• The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. — Peter De Vries
• I feel like there's no subject that can't be sung about. I wrote a song dedicated to people with inflammatory… — Casey Abrams
• Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water… — Alfred the Great
• When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I… — Rufus Wainwright
• The odor of bowel wind is known to every human, but the fragrance of book glue has crossed only a… — James K. Morrow

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