Bowel Movement Quotes
- There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a… — Robin Williams
- Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without… — Charles Bukowski
- First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me. — Gore Vidal
- Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.… — Alfred the Great
- The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff
- To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement. — Jessica Simpson
- Ever had a revelation that made you feel as if you'd had an incredible bowel movement? — Romany Malco