Bowel Quotes

28 quotes by 27 authors

Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. — Anne Sexton
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a… — Robin Williams
I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers… — Jean Larteguy
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without… — Charles Bukowski
First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me. — Gore Vidal
They all have in common that they are bacteria caused by bowel and feces. — Kennedy
In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies at… — Bernard Jensen
In times past, knowledge of the bowel was more widespread and people were taught how to care for the bowel. Somehow bowel wisdom got lost… — Bernard Jensen
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. — Peter De Vries
I feel like there's no subject that can't be sung about. I wrote a song dedicated to people with inflammatory bowel disease, and then I… — Casey Abrams
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.… — Alfred the Great
When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I would work on it, even… — Rufus Wainwright
The odor of bowel wind is known to every human, but the fragrance of book glue has crossed only a fraction of mortal nostrils. And… — James K. Morrow
The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff
God has matured. He is not the impulsive, bowel-less being of the Testaments - the vehement glory-monger, with His bag of cheap carny tricks and… — Nick Cave
Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room… — Chuck Palahniuk
I know you have not thought about it. Italians always act without thinking, it's the glory and the downfall of your civilisation. A German plans… — Louis de Bernieres
Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel. — Seth Grahame-Smith
I know girls who pine for it. They like to play dress-up and pretend being Vor ladies of old, rescued from menace by romantic Vor… — Lois McMaster Bujold
Piers looked up at him. 'You're new. What's your name?' 'Neythen, my lord.' 'Sounds like a terrible illness. No, more like a bowel problem. I'm… — Eloisa James

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