Bowel Quotes
28 quotes by 27 authors
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Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements.
— Anne Sexton
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There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a…
— Robin Williams
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I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers…
— Jean Larteguy
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Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without…
— Charles Bukowski
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First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me.
— Gore Vidal
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They all have in common that they are bacteria caused by bowel and feces.
— Kennedy
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In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies at…
— Bernard Jensen
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In times past, knowledge of the bowel was more widespread and people were taught how to care for the bowel. Somehow bowel wisdom got lost…
— Bernard Jensen
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The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.
— Peter De Vries
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I feel like there's no subject that can't be sung about. I wrote a song dedicated to people with inflammatory bowel disease, and then I…
— Casey Abrams
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Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.…
— Alfred the Great
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When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I would work on it, even…
— Rufus Wainwright
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The odor of bowel wind is known to every human, but the fragrance of book glue has crossed only a fraction of mortal nostrils. And…
— James K. Morrow
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The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.
— Don Roff
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God has matured. He is not the impulsive, bowel-less being of the Testaments - the vehement glory-monger, with His bag of cheap carny tricks and…
— Nick Cave
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Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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I know you have not thought about it. Italians always act without thinking, it's the glory and the downfall of your civilisation. A German plans…
— Louis de Bernieres
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Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.
— Seth Grahame-Smith
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I know girls who pine for it. They like to play dress-up and pretend being Vor ladies of old, rescued from menace by romantic Vor…
— Lois McMaster Bujold
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Piers looked up at him. 'You're new. What's your name?' 'Neythen, my lord.' 'Sounds like a terrible illness. No, more like a bowel problem. I'm…
— Eloisa James
Who Wrote These Bowel Quotes
27 authors contributed a total of 28 Bowel Quotes, led by these top contributors: