"Piers looked up at him. 'You're new. What's……" — Eloisa James
"Piers looked up at him. 'You're new. What's your name?' 'Neythen, my lord.' 'Sounds like a terrible illness. No, more like a bowel problem. I'm sorry, Lord Sandys, your son has contracted neythen and won't live a month. No, no, there's nothing I can do. Sandys would have preferred hearing that to syphilis."
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39 Quotes by Eloisa James
Eloisa James has 39 quotes on this site.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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A stale mind is the devil's breadbox.
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I have come to the conclusion that silence and time are the most precious commodities.
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Life without a phone is riskier, lonelier, more vivid.
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It’s better to live like a flame, to know a man and love him even if he can’t be yours,…
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Chess is the most intimate game in the world. It's like making love. By the time we finish our first…
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Sometimes I spend all day in my dressing gown. But if I do dress, I make myself ravishing because then,…
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Yes Leopold," Eleanor said in a low, mocking voice. "Do start to shine, please. I think I saw the rising,…
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I love you," he said, his voice catching. "When I thought you were going to die, I wanted to die.
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I didn't realize you needed a response. When Hamlet is giving a monologue, he just goes on and on by…
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She still remembered sitting for hours as a little girl and pretending to be a hassock. A foot stool. Because…
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Where did you go to school?” Piers inquired. “Your all together too literate for a butler. Most bulters I know…
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Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements.
— Anne Sexton
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There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on…
— Robin Williams
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I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals,…
— Jean Larteguy
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Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man…
— Charles Bukowski
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First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me.
— Gore Vidal
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They all have in common that they are bacteria caused by bowel and feces.
— Kennedy
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In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that…
— Bernard Jensen
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In times past, knowledge of the bowel was more widespread and people were taught how to care for the bowel.…
— Bernard Jensen
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The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.
— Peter De Vries
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I feel like there's no subject that can't be sung about. I wrote a song dedicated to people with inflammatory…
— Casey Abrams
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Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water…
— Alfred the Great
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When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I…
— Rufus Wainwright
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