Bowel Movements Quotes

12 quotes by 12 authors

• Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. — Anne Sexton
• There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a… — Robin Williams
• I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers… — Jean Larteguy
• Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without… — Charles Bukowski
• First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me. — Gore Vidal
• Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.… — Alfred the Great
• When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I would work on it, even… — Rufus Wainwright
• The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff
• Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room… — Chuck Palahniuk
• I know you have not thought about it. Italians always act without thinking, it's the glory and the downfall of your civilisation. A German plans… — Louis de Bernieres
• How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His… — Joseph Heller
• My nervous breakdown last season, when I was bemoaning the fact that I'll never have time to read all the great books I wanted to… — Jon Cryer

Who Wrote These Bowel Movements Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 12 Bowel Movements Quotes as follows:

• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Anne Sexton
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Jean Larteguy
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Rufus Wainwright
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Louis de Bernieres
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Joseph Heller
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Jon Cryer
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Robin Williams
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Charles Bukowski
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Gore Vidal
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Alfred the Great
• 1 Bowel Movements Quote by Don Roff