Computers Quote by Glenn Beck

“I know they say you shouldn't take candy from strangers, but it's a cookie and not candy and technically, I'm not a stranger.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you out of your candy wrapper?”

— Polly Shulman

“You can keep a piece of candy in its wrapper for up to twenty years. After that, it turns into a hideous black goo.”

— Darlene Lacey

“Don't take candy from strangers. The people you know are strange enough.”

— Kim Faulkner

“How I feed myself is none of the government's business. F**k their stupid rules.”

— Anonymous

“Trick-or-treating is for candy and demonstrations are for things like Peace and Freedom. It's different.”

— Zilpha Keatley Snyder

“Did you wake me up... to talk about candy?”

— Stephanie Perkins

“I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If there was ever a time I needed a candy fix, it would be now. I'm talking heavy duty candy fix. Like Cow Tales…

— Cheryl McIntyre

“Which sucks, because I want candy. I would've done anything to have candy. I want candy to make me scream his name as we…

— Belle Aurora

“All I have is this piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eating; it's just for looking through.”

— Lone Watie