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• The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. — Honore de Balzac
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• My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at… — Tyra Banks
• Jesus picked up twelve men from the bottom ranks of business and forged them into an organisation that conquered the… — Bruce Barton
• Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. — Bernard Baruch
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• Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line. — Warren G. Bennis
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