Bills Quote by George S. Kaufman
“Lawyers-they get together all day and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?" The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their bill, which arrives regularly. You've heard about the man who got the bill from his lawyer which said, "For crossing the street to speak to you and discovering it was not you, twelve dollars."”
About This Quote
Source Play: The Man Who Came to Dinner, George S. Kaufman, 1939
Lawyers habitually delay tasks, yet their fees are inevitable and punctual.
In simple terms: Lawyers postpone everything but bills.
Key Takeaway
Accept that some obligations are unavoidable.
Themes
procrastination
law
finance
Mood
satirical
critical
Type
humorous
observational
When to use this quote
- contract negotiations
- billing cycles
- client meetings
Key Concepts
legal ethics
time management
Questions to Reflect On
- How does procrastination affect your work?
- What balances can you set for timely payment?
A Different Perspective
Legal delays can harm clients; focusing solely on fees ignores service quality.
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